so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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