Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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