if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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