i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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