I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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