So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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