She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
