tell your sister to shave her snatch
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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