Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
