the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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