If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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