Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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