i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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