CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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