their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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