I'm lost and stupid without you.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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