my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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