she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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