We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I don't deserve a penis
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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