She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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