I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Oh god it's open bar.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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