She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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