whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
OPIZZABONMYDICK
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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