Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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