I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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