I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I lost the right to judge tonight
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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