so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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