There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
how does that bad decision feel?
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