so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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