in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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