I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dick very happy bro
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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