You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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