Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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