i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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