Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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