is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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