Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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