Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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