His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
it glows. i had to have it.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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