Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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