he puts the penis in happiness.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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