so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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