just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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