I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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