Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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