You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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