I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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