someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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