Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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