So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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