Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
