Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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