i barfeds in our rink
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
