READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Sext me about skeletons
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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